I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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