Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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