The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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