He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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