love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I'm jealous of your bromance
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
I have already put on my inside pants.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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