so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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