I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
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Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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