Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
My vagina just recognized that song.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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