The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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