We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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