I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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