It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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