For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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