I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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