Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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