don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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