OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
i think my cat just said my name.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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