So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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