Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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