I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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