i want to fuck
?
it's pretty self explanatory
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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