I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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