planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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