is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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