Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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