I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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