I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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