Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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