these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
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