We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
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