Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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