So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Randomize
