worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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