How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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