It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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