I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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