Its about making memories worth repressing
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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