I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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