she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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