yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
we should paint friendship bongs
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