The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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