Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Randomize
