Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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