just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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