did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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