come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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