i wish there were pregnant emoticons
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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