hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
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