either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
vagina is talking i cant
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
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