It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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