the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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