Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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