I'm drive I can fine osifer
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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