Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
So gin and wine won't be happening again
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
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