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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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