i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
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