wat bout pragnant strippers??
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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